A big eff you to winter solstice for bringing us the shortest day in terms of sunlight but the longest day in terms of how freaking long this terrible day can last. Also, all super earthy crunchy stay at home moms who blog about the “rhythm” of your day and how fantastic your waldorf naturalistic children are, I do not want to read about your solstice celebrations or how the rhythm of your home is so fantastic for this holiday season. I want to see the real post about you also run around frantically trying to pick up your house and wrap presents and keep babies from freaking out all day. You’re making the rest of us look bad for daring to have lives! I have yet to capture the christmas spirit bug. I look forward to possibly getting the illness within the next day or two. Otherwise we’ll just have to wait until next year.